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Captain Mike

Captain Mike in a bath. Nuff said!

Current Chart Position 75th
Artist

Captain Mike

Captain Mike - Hailsham's premier rapper! "Phat beats, clever lyrics, and a lovely beard. Some say he's a modern day Shakespeare, some say he's just a guy who's knows his way around a knob gag, either way, he's great fun, and he's very good!"

Did you know

Captain Mike is the No. 1 rapper in the whole of Hailsham!

One of Captain Mike's eyes is purple!

Without his beard Captain Mike looks about 12 years old!