Catchy
Captain Mike
The catchiest of catchy songs!
Current Chart Position 89th
Catchy
Captain Mike
Captain Mike - Hailsham's premier rapper! "Phat beats, clever lyrics, and a lovely beard. Some say he's a modern day Shakespeare, some say he's just a guy who's knows his way around a knob gag, either way, he's great fun, and he's very good!"
Did you know
Captain Mike is the No. 1 rapper in the whole of Hailsham!
One of Captain Mike's eyes is purple!
Without his beard Captain Mike looks about 12 years old!
